IRC Logs In Your Pants
[02:47:14] <cattieloves> You know what?
[02:47:45] <cattieloves> It's true. Every book title becomes exponentially more hilarious when you add the phrase "in your pants" to the end
[02:48:03] <Talec> "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows In Your Pants"

[02:48:18] <Jude> In your pants?
[02:48:19] <cattieloves> War and Peace in your pants.
[02:48:21] <Jude> Tomato ketchup... in your pants!
[02:48:24] * Jude making ketchup.
[02:48:24] <Talec> Watership Down in Your Pants.
[02:48:25] <Jude> It is delicious.
[02:48:29] <Jude> I had no red wine vinegar
[02:48:35] <cattieloves> Pride and Prejudice in your pants?
[02:48:39] <Jude> so I substituted for half white wine vinegar and ... half red wine?
[02:48:41] <Jude> That's okay, yeah? :s
[02:48:42] <Talec> Ahahaha.
[02:48:45] <Katsuo> Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in your Pants.
[02:48:48] <Talec> Jude, I have no idea :x
[02:48:49] <cattieloves> hahaha
[02:48:56] <Talec> Katsuo, I'm sure many want that.
[02:49:01] <Katsuo> I bet.
[02:49:02] <cattieloves> The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe In Your Pants
[02:49:11] <cattieloves> That would be uncomfortable.
[02:49:12] <Talec> Sounds uncomfortable!
[02:49:15] <Talec> x3
[02:49:15] <cattieloves> lol
[02:49:18] <Katsuo> Those're some big pants.
[02:49:28] <cattieloves> Gift From the Sea In Your Pants
[02:49:29] <Katsuo> And someone's genitalia is bound to get scratched.
[02:49:48] <cattieloves> Stargirl In Your Pants?
[02:49:49] <cattieloves> lol
[02:49:55] <b2> There Will be Blood in your pants
[02:50:00] <cattieloves> Oh, dear
[02:50:10] <cattieloves> New Moon In Your Pants
[02:50:11] <Katsuo> Not yet.
[02:50:11] <cattieloves> XD
[02:50:38] <Talec> Life, the Universe and Everything In Your Pants.
[02:50:40] <b2> everyone's got a moon in their pants, cattie
[02:50:58] <cattieloves> The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy In Your Pants
[02:51:02] <Katsuo> Pretty Things in your pants.
[02:51:05] * cattieloves doesn't have a galaxy in her pants
[02:51:07] <Talec> <b2> There Will be Blood in your pants <-- sounds like someone's period started ;x
[02:51:15] <cattieloves> The Lovely Bones In Your Pants
[02:51:44] <cattieloves> In MY pants works as well.
[02:51:50] <b2> and thanks so much for bringing that up, talec
[02:52:09] <cattieloves> Winnie The Pooh In My Pants?
[02:52:45] <Talec> <3
[02:52:57] <archy{F}> "Pooh Gets Stuck" In My Pants
[02:53:06] <cattieloves> YES
[02:53:08] <cattieloves> lol
[02:53:40] <cattieloves> An Abundance of Katherines In My Pants
[02:53:57] <Talec> ;o
[02:54:28] <Talec> Romance of the Three Kingdoms In Your Pants
[02:54:35] <Talec> Sounds even kinkier now.
[02:54:38] <b2> a confederacy of dunces in my pants
[02:54:59] <b2> i know, that sounds all too true, don't it?
[02:55:19] <Katsuo> The Giver in my pants.
[02:55:27] <Jude> Talec: I hope so!
[02:55:34] <cattieloves> Dancing Naked In My Pants
[02:55:39] <cattieloves> That one is an oxymoron!
[02:55:40] <archy{F}> Looking For Alaska In My Pants
[02:55:53] <b2> the naked ape in my pants
[02:55:54] <b2> hehehehe
[02:55:55] <archy{F}> ...aw, crap.
[02:56:00] <archy{F}> I just did it for my NaNo.
[02:56:04] <Katsuo> A Good Woman in my pants.
[02:56:08] <archy{F}> and it's very... sad.
[02:56:09] <cattieloves> bahaha
[02:56:19] <cattieloves> Fates Worse Than Death In Your Pants
[02:56:33] <Katsuo> ...Herpes?
[02:56:45] <b2> i just love these highly intellectual discussions
[02:57:07] <cattieloves> Lady Chatterley's Lover In My Pants
[02:57:12] <cattieloves> scandalous
[02:57:35] <cattieloves> The Curious Case of Benjamin Button In My Pants. bahahaha
[02:58:01] <Talec> ;O!
[02:58:09] * carcar2110 Quit (Quit: carcar2110)
[02:58:11] <Talec> The Time Machine In My Pants ;X
[02:58:18] <cattieloves> How about The Sun Also Rises In My Pants
[02:58:22] <Talec> X3
[02:58:36] <cattieloves> Surprised By Joy...In My Pants
[02:58:46] <Jude> The Satanic Verses In Your Pants
[02:58:52] <Talec> my friend elseserver wishes to contribute
[02:58:54] <Talec> <FeatherDragon> The Scarlet Letter in my pants
[02:59:00] <cattieloves> A Void In My Pants
[02:59:14] <Talec> Oh dear.
[02:59:20] <Katsuo> Sounds painful.
[02:59:21] <b2> a tale of two cities in my pants
[02:59:21] <cattieloves> Catch Me If You Can In Your Pants.
[02:59:24] * RavingGriff has joined #nanowrimo
[02:59:24] <cattieloves> lol
[02:59:32] <Talec> <FeatherDragon> A Dinner of Onions In My pants <FeatherDragon> who put that there?
[02:59:42] <cattieloves> Prince Caspian In My Pants?
[02:59:44] <Katsuo> The Little Princess in my pants.
[02:59:45] <cattieloves> scandalous again!
[03:00:02] <cattieloves> Anne of Green Gables In My Pants
[03:00:12] <mousse> The Adventures of Tom Sayer In My Pants
[03:00:19] <Katsuo> Lady Killer In My Pants.
[03:00:25] <cattieloves> The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...In Your Pants
[03:00:33] <Katsuo> Errr?
[03:00:33] <Katsuo> XD
[03:00:38] <mousse> A Dark Dividing In My Pants
[03:00:40] <cattieloves> No Plot, No Problem In Your Pants
[03:00:54] <Jude> Magician In Your Pants.
[03:01:01] <Katsuo> Gifted Hands In Your Pants.
[03:01:02] <cattieloves> Leaves of Grass In Your Pants
[03:01:09] <b2> something wicked this way comes in my pants
[03:01:15] <cattieloves> Oh, dear
[03:01:17] <Katsuo> Wow.
[03:01:18] <mousse> Searching For Dragons In My Pants
[03:01:20] <Jude> The Hobbit In Your Pants.
[03:01:28] <Jude> I'm just looking at my shelves.
[03:01:30] <Katsuo> Wicked In Your Pants.
[03:01:31] <b2> that one is wrong on so many levels
[03:01:34] <Jude> Sourcery In Your Pants.
[03:01:34] <cattieloves> Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory In My Pants
[03:01:40] <Katsuo> Delicious.
[03:01:41] <mousse> Deception Point In My Pants
[03:01:46] <Storymaster69> Karma Sutra in Your Pants
[03:01:52] <cattieloves> The Daydreamer In My Pants
[03:02:03] <cattieloves> Ticket To Ride In My Pants?
[03:02:04] <mousse> The Miniature Man In My Pants
[03:02:15] <Talec> mousse, wasn't that a porno?
[03:02:18] <cattieloves> Love In The Time Of Cholera In My Pants
[03:02:23] <Jude> I've nothing good.
[03:02:24] <Katsuo> The Good and Faithful Servant In My Pants.
[03:02:47] <mousse> The Saint In My Pants
[03:02:57] <cattieloves> Interview With The Vampire In My Pants
[03:03:05] <cattieloves> I don't want a vampire in my pants.
[03:03:06] <b2> later people
[03:03:07] <cattieloves> lol
[03:03:09] <b2> i'm outts
[03:03:12] <Talec> Creation of the Gods In My Pants
[03:03:17] <Katsuo> Wow.
[03:03:19] <Katsuo> Impressive.
[03:03:30] <cattieloves> The Lucky One In My Pants
[03:03:40] <mousse> ack! I have an hour to get ready, brb
[03:03:44] <mousse> (in my pants)
[03:04:01] <Jude> Deja vu.
[03:04:02] <cattieloves> Oh, no. I've got it.
[03:04:08] <cattieloves> And it is a book by Bill Clinton.
[03:04:15] <cattieloves> Giving: How Each Of Us Can Change The World In My Pants.
[03:04:22] <Talec> Bwa!
[03:04:32] <Jude> Spooks In My Pants.
[03:04:32] <cattieloves> It...it fits so well.
[03:04:34] <Katsuo> I can't believe no one thought of this one yet.
[03:04:37] <Katsuo> Holes In My Pants.
[03:05:18] <Katsuo> Oh, The Places You'll Go... In My Pants.
[03:05:18] <cattieloves> lol
[03:05:30] <Jude> The Faraway Tree In My Pants.
[03:05:32] <cattieloves> The Shack In My Pants
[03:05:37] <cattieloves> This is so much fun. lol
[03:06:01] <cattieloves> The Secret Life of Sororities In My Pants?
[03:06:16] <Katsuo> So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish In My Pants.
[03:06:19] <cattieloves> P.S. I Love You In My Pants
[03:06:51] <cattieloves> Searching For God Knows What In My Pants
[03:06:56] <Katsuo> ...
[03:06:58] <Katsuo> LOL.
[03:06:58] <cattieloves> That one's interesting. Thank you, Donald Miller
[03:07:07] <Jude> Forest Gump In My Pants.
[03:07:12] <cattieloves> Oh, my
[03:07:13] <Katsuo> What My Mother Doesn't Know In My Pants.
[03:07:30] <cattieloves> The Blessing In My Pants?
[03:07:40] <Katsuo> The Exorcist In My Pants.
[03:07:42] <cattieloves> Everything Must Change In My Pants
[03:07:43] <Katsuo> >>;
[03:07:58] <Jude> The Big Sleep In My Pants.
[03:07:59] * cattieloves would not want an exorcist in her pants
[03:08:08] <cattieloves> bahaha
[03:08:11] <Katsuo> OH GOD.
[03:08:14] <cattieloves> The Long Arm of the Law In My Pants
[03:08:17] <Katsuo> My Mother Tongue In My Pants.
[03:08:20] <Katsuo> ><
[03:08:23] <cattieloves> XD XD XD XD
[03:08:27] <Jude> O_O.
[03:08:53] <Jude> The Truth in my pants.
[03:08:55] <cattieloves> Oh, dear
[03:09:01] <cattieloves> Moby Dick In My Pants
[03:09:05] <Jude> ...
[03:09:09] <Jude> I laughed at that one.
[03:09:24] <cattieloves> lol, it was like it was meant to be
[03:09:35] <Katsuo> Yes.
[03:09:35] * RavingGriff Quit (Ping timeout)
[03:09:46] <cattieloves> I Saw You...In My Pants
[03:09:52] <{Morwen}[p]> what are we doing?
[03:09:57] <Katsuo> I bet you did, Cattie.
[03:09:59] <{Morwen}[p]> adding In My Pants to the end of book titles?
[03:10:02] <cattieloves> Yes.
[03:10:03] <Katsuo> Yes.
[03:10:04] <cattieloves> lol
[03:10:14] <Katsuo> Little Women In My Pants.
[03:10:21] * archy{F} scowls
[03:10:23] <Jude> ... ew.
[03:10:24] <cattieloves> bwahaha
[03:10:38] <cattieloves> You'd rather have big women in your pants?
[03:10:43] <Jude> I Know What You Did Last Summer In My Pants
[03:10:47] <{Morwen}[p]> Enchantment In My Pants
[03:10:50] <archy{F}> But I can't downgrade my internet.
[03:10:53] <cattieloves> Every Man Dies Alone In My Pants
[03:11:13] <Talec> Mind's I in My Pants :|
[03:11:17] <{Morwen}[p]> Starship Troopers In My Pants
[03:11:35] <Katsuo> The Extraordinary Adventures of Alfred Kropp In My Pants.
[03:11:47] <cattieloves> Watchmen In My Pants
[03:12:21] <Katsuo> As I Lay Dying In Your Pants.
[03:12:22] <cattieloves> Bad Voltage In My Pants. That sounds kinda painful
[03:12:37] <Solensean> Face Off In My Pants
[03:12:39] <Solensean> mmh.
[03:12:40] <cattieloves> Dead Girl Walking In My Pants?
[03:12:43] <cattieloves> Oh noes!
[03:13:01] <cattieloves> City Of Glass In My Pants.
[03:13:03] <cattieloves> Don't sit.
[03:13:06] <{Morwen}[p]> Great Expectations In My Pants
[03:13:15] <archy{F}> The Beginning In My Pants
[03:13:22] <Katsuo> The Great Cat Massacre In My Pants.
[03:13:26] <cattieloves> Lock And Key In My Pants
[03:13:31] <cattieloves> For all those with chastity belts
[03:13:32] <Solensean> The Dark Tower In My Pants
[03:13:56] <cattieloves> The Pale King In My Pants?
[03:14:04] <cattieloves> Making Money In My Pants!
[03:14:06] <archy{F}> Seven Ancient Wonders In My Pants
[03:14:08] <Katsuo> Don't Arm Wrestle a Pirate In My Pants.
[03:14:22] <Jude> The Lion King In My Pants.
[03:14:28] <Talec> The Martha Rules In My Pants ;x
[03:14:31] <archy{F}> ...ooh.
[03:14:42] <cattieloves> The Lost City In My Pants
[03:15:43] <Talec> Through the Looking Glass In My Pants.
[03:16:11] <cattieloves> I think the best one ever might be A Person Of Interest In My Pants
[03:16:44] <cattieloves> Or perhaps The Ten-Cent Plague In My Pants
[03:16:56] <Katsuo> The last one I'm going to add before I stop is this.
[03:17:03] <Katsuo> Mysterious Skin In My Pants.
[03:17:07] <cattieloves> bahahaha
[03:17:12] * Katsuo bows, then plops down on Cattie.
[03:17:20] <cattieloves> There should be a #inmypants
[03:17:34] <Katsuo> Nah, we'd spent eons trying to outdo one another.
[03:17:48] <cattieloves> YES
[03:18:00] <cattieloves> And then we'd eventually find the perfect, unbeatable title.

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[03:21:48] <ohwowitsbecca> Things Fall Apart In My Pants. :(
[03:22:32] <cattieloves> The Secret Garden In My Pants
[03:25:36] <cattieloves> haha, there's still the occasional hilarious one we just have to share
[03:25:56] <cattieloves> like...everything by Stephen King, for example.
[03:26:04] <cattieloves> The Mist In My Pants
[03:26:50] <Solensean> Carrie In My Pants?
[03:26:51] <Solensean> Nah.
[03:26:57] <Katsuo> ...
[03:27:01] <Katsuo> That one's scary.
[03:27:14] <{Morwen}[p]> The Labors of Hercules In My Pants
[03:27:44] <{Morwen}[p]> I'm pretty sure The Inferno In My Pants is about an STD
[03:27:50] <cattieloves> hahahha
[03:28:10] <{Morwen}[p]> maybe a yeast infection
[03:28:39] <cattieloves> also, The Cannibals In My Pants. Not a good situation
[03:30:24] <Solensean> The Two Towers In My Pants
[03:30:27] <Solensean> ..
[03:30:29] <Katsuo> ...
[03:30:31] <{Morwen}[p]> two!?
[03:31:34] <cattieloves> Hahaha, A Room With A View In My Pants
[03:33:23] <{Morwen}[p]> A Series of Unfortunate Events In My Pants
[03:34:43] <mousse> Freaky Phenomena In My Pants
[03:35:03] <cattieloves> Story Of The Eye In My Pants
[03:35:35] <cattieloves> There's always the children's potty-training classic, Everybody Poops In My Pants

Stopping now, need sleep badly XD

I lied ;[ The bathroom is occupied, anyway.

[03:49:41] <mousse> Mein Kampf In Meine Hose!
[03:50:07] <archy{F}> ...does this invoke Godwin's Law? :-P

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