Okay, this is pretty much the most amazing thing ever. It's a beautiful and glorious blend of geek and nerd and I want its babies. Or something.

Actually I want it on a t-shirt. Someone needs to make this happen ASAP.



CLICK IT. MAKE IT BIGGER.

I kind of have the best friends - and girlfriend - EVER. Thanks for all the birthday gifts peoples. They are all muchly appreciated. Something tells me I'll burn through Lila's gifts before I can yank myself away from the computer long enough to use Ally's, but IT'S ALL GOOD. I've got Tate's gifts to keep me energized and stylish the whole time >D Keegan, yours will be broken in next gaming session, my good man.

Between that and the slightly obscene amount of birthday money I just got from my parents, I'm in freakin' heaven. Thanks guys!

[Midna]
Hey doll, have you ever been to a hibachi steakhouse? I'm thinking we can hit one up this weekend?

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY THAT I AM A FREAKISHLY AVID GAMER WHO KEEPS GETTING THE NEWEST VERSIONS OF EVERYTHING.

This is horrifying news for Fat PS3 owners. I updated to the slim model when it first came out and I'm so glad I did. I can't image losing an entire system like that. Not just possible corrupted shiz, but not even being able to use the thing? Jesus.

Yes there are bigger things going on in the world, but hey, this is serious news to gamer geeks everywhere.

So I spent some time recently fixing up a decent amount of people's computers. I won't name any names. I just want to say for the love of computer geeks, everyone, please learn to hide your porn better. Please. I do not need to accidentally see what gets your rocks off, kay? Hell, if you want, I can even teach you a few tricks to password protect your files, and I won't even ask what's in them. You don't need someone accidentally finding your stash of male domination bondage, jussayin'.

On another note, who else got that weird-ass email? I tried tracing it, but whoever it was was using one hell of a proxy. All I could find was that it originated on campus. I am so flippin' curious about this. I'm not alone, right?

So who's up for an impromptu gaming day? I have an awesome one-shot D&D adventure with all your names on it, I'm telling you! Bishop common room, maybe around 2 PM, so everyone can be awake and ready to start functioning. I have potions, I have junk food, and I have a pound of dice for you guys who don't have any. It's a low-level adventure great for n00bs too, so come on, you know you want in. :D

[Midna]
So this weekend, just you and me huh? Hope you don't have any plans, because you're all mine. I can swing by your room to pick you up for the dance. Sounds good?

Best New Year's ever. No seriously, I don't think it could possibly have gotten any better than that. Lila, you are incredible. I could climb up to Bishop's rooftop and shout it out for all of campus to hear, because you're that amazing, okay? The party was rockin', the deco and the food was top-notch, as expected, and it was seriously just a blast. I mean Lela's party for all you sad sacks that missed it. I hope you had fun doing whatever you were doing to ring in the new year otherwise though.

I got a feeling that 2010 is going to be remarkable in pretty much everyway possible. I feel like there'll be a whole lot of good things coming, but not without some messed up shit we'll all have to deal with. Personal, global, whatever, I don't know. It's just a feeling. This is going to be a big year.

Speaking of feelings, Lila, you wanna get together and talk about Divination? I keep thinking I ought to see whether or not I can develop these gut instincts to be more that just gut and more like actual intuition into something. I have a strong feeling that I could be doing a lot more that just saying II have a good or bad feeling about whatever.

Oh and guys. GUYS. You need to see this gecko. No joke, Terabyte is kind of insane. Like really, I'm not surprised I wound up with the weird freak of a gecko, because he is seriously strange. I love him.

Vinnie! You got my list right? I've got what feels like every movie under the sun, so if there's anything people suggest to watch and you don't know if I've got it, I can always look for a download. Though I'd love to meet the person who wants a movie I don't already have.

Of all the things I was expecting to get for Christmas, a gecko wasn't one of them, but you know what? He's already one of my favorite gifts so far. Aside from the super geeky awesome shirt Lila gave me. XD

So yeah I got a gecko, and I'll be bringing him back with me (Iz, you don't have any problems with reptiles or anything right?) He's so weird. He like, splays himself on his rock and just. Stares. And then licks his eyeball. I love him. He's also kind of abnormally huge for his breed/size so I named him Terabyte. Because he's badass. XD And it was funny because the next gift I open was a new hard drive. A full friggin' terabyte. I LOVE MY PRECIOUS. 

So who's hitting up Lela's for the big New Year's party? I'll be there since hey, I live in the city anyway, and I'm lovin' this geek-with-social-skills thing I suddenly got going on here.

Vinnie, I'll be emailing you my list of movies later. I moved everything onto my new external so I have a better gauge of what I have.

OH MY FREAKING GOD I WANT THIS. SERIOUSLY?? CAN YOU IMAGINE??? I JUST LADNLASHFKLASFLHALDHLAHLDGKJSHKJ.

Ahem. I'm fine. Really. But DO WANT. Wonder if I can convince my parents to get me hat for Christmas...?

Speaking of awesome Christmas gifts, who know you had it in you, Phillip? Your gifts were awesome. I'll be adding that shirt and the wallet to my increasingly amazing collection. And I can give my brain a good workout with some chess practice. It's been a while but i still remember how to play. Not that I'm really any good

I'm gonna be heading home pretty soon, so everyone! Get home safe, and have Happy Holidays!

Oh and one more thing? The Latin exam? Let it not be said that playing games is a waste of time. It's totally because of Vampire I even knew what obfuscate meant, and look, there it was on the test. HA!

Okay, I'm trying not to hyperventilate here. I spent way to much time replaying Twilight Princess and not enough studying. I don't think I'll fail, but oh man, I really should have studied hard enough to bring home incredibly good grades. Maybe that would take the sting off what I know will be a hellish Christmas. My mother …God I can already hear her yelling in Korean from here. 

[Midna]
We have to talk. I want to tell my parents about you, but I'm going to be honest and tell you it probably won't go over too well because you're not Korean. I mean I couldn't give two shits about what race you are, but my parents are stupidly old-fashioned and… 

Look I refuse to keep you a secret, but I just wanted to prepare you okay?
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Anyone have any tips for pleasing incredibly overbearing mothers? Especially ones who'll probably be freaking out at me because of the headmaster's attack and breach of school security among other things? I can't just put her to sleep for two weeks, much as I'd like to.

So my friends at home are dicks, no two ways about it. I told them about Lila, and they flat out refused to believe me. I even showed them one of her pictures, and they asked what site I downloaded it from. Yeah I get it. She's hot, I'm a geek, but that doesn't mean it's completely impossible that I'd even have a chance you know? Okay so maybe I thought the same thing at first, but it's not like I ever lied about having an amazing girlfriend before. 

So I invited her to come hang out tomorrow, and I told them she'd be there. Even without getting the bonus of showing her off though, I'm really glad she can come. I gotta take her into Manhattan, show her Midtown Comics, Forbidden Planet, and all my usual geeky hang-out. Hell maybe I can even run a one-shot adventure while she's here. 

And I gotta admit I can't wait to see the looks on everyone's faces when they see her. :D 

Have a good break peeps. I know I plan to!

Freedom has never tasted so sweet! So yeah I've been off house arrest since Monday, but I'd be stupid if I spent it at my computer instead of with Lila. Aren't you glad I can be out of the room Iz?

Lila you are so mine Friday night, okay? I have PLANS.

And next week? GAMING CLUB LIKE CRAZY.

House arrest. Two friggin' weeks of house arrest. Not even detention. I mean okay, yeah I screwed up majorly but two. whole. weeks of nothing but class, food, and my room. Headmaster Corey was lenient enough to let us off punishment in time for Halloween, so long as we're on our best behavior and all that.

Thank god I'm a huge geek with a billion video games or I'd go CRAZY. I'm still going to be having severe Lila withdrawal though.

Sorry peeps. The campaigns I was planning to run at gaming club will have to wait another two weeks. =/

[Warded against staff]
FUCK!

It was totally worth it because uh, yeah, but still FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK WITH SOME FUCKING FUCK ON TOP.

Just fucking great.

I have no idea who nominated me, but apparently now's the time to prove geeks will rule the world.

Or at least maybe can rule high school for a hot minute. XD

Vote for me, people! IT WILL BE YOUR GREATEST ADVENTURE.

Though I hope it isn't. That'd just be kinda lame huh?

HOLY COW I'M GONNA SHIT A BRICK.

GUESS WHO HAS A DATE TO HOMECOMING. YEAH ME. HOLY SHIT THE WORLD MUST BE ENDING.

That said, um, yeah. I totally asked Lila to Homecoming and she said yes. Sa-WEET. Now I just gotta make sure I don't look like a scrub. I actually found the coolest cufflinks EVER the other day and I'm totally wearing them.

AHAHAHAHAHA I ROCK LIKE WOAH.

Oh yeah dude and dudettes. Haven't forgotten you about the whole D&D/Vampire/Boffo fight stuff. I was thinking wait for the Homecoming craze to die down and then get started when all the clubs get into gear at the same time.

I'm gonna go be totally awesome over here now. In other words, kicking ass in Halo.

I totally just had the best weekend ever. I spent my time with an awesome girl and it was pretty much just the best thing ever.

[Private: readable by Izzy, Keegan, Bai, and Aaron]
I asked her out, she said yes and we went to see Halloween II. Despite the fact I screamed like a little girl in front of her, it went great. Course I don't think she realized it was a date-date, until yesterday when I was showing her how to make a character for Vampire: the Masquerade. She though we were just hanging out as friends. Which could've been awful, except I asked her out again - this time actually using the word date - and she still totally accepted.

So far so good, right?
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But now of course I have to look forward to Latin first thing in the morning tomorrow. Come on, I can barely speak English that early!

Back to school. ...yay. Can you hear my excitement? On the plus side, that means clubs are starting up again. Yo, gamers! Who's up for another epic swelling adventure this year? Who wants to join the gaming club and play a little Dungeons & Dragons? I got some other ideas too, if you're looking for something else: Vampire, maybe? The Masquerade's better than Requiem, in my opinion and I still have all my old junk.

Oh, and I had this idea I'll dub Muggles & Mayhem. I mean hell muggles play D&D, but we're already wizards. We could throw ourselves into a modern world and try to see who we'd handle things without magic. DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

Man, sometimes I read my own entries and it just reinforces how big a geek I really am.

[Private: readable by Izzy, Keegan, Bai, and Aaron]
I think it's official. I'm gone. Lila came over to my room Saturday night to watch NCIS. Okay yeah, probably shouldn't have had her in my room, but eh, what the point of rules if not to bend or break them right?

She fell asleep in my bed. Like all snuggled up on me and I sort of wanted to tear my hair out because oh my God, she's just...THERE ARE NO WORDS.

I just think she might be with someone else, and I haven't had the guts to ask yet. Woo, boy howdy do I make a great brave Bishop if I can't even ask her out. Jeez, it wasn't like this with Rowan. I just asked her. Of course we know how that turned out. Maybe that's why I'm a little hesitant to try again?
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[Charmed to Ally]
You're a girl kinda close to Lila, right? Is she with Misha anybody? Do I even stand a chance?

Everyone else is posting about finals being over, so here I am being a lemming. Yay exams are over! I'm looking forward to some hardcore video game time, or something. Still haven't figured out what to do for break. Maybe Ally Rae's thing sounds like an idea. I don't know.

[Private]
I really want to hang out with Lila some more, but I have no idea what she's doing over break or whether I'd even factor in to those plans. I feel like an idiot. I glad finals happened just so I had something besides my stupid girl problems to focus on. Between Rowan breaking up with me and now this pathetic crush. Maybe this is why geeks don't normally have girlfriends. I'm not cut out for this.

Time to dig into the stash.
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Guys! Gimme suggestions! What should I do over break? Better tell me something or I'll stay in my room watching horror movies and playing Halo for three straight weeks.