So last night there was a post on ficfinders, looking for a fic in which Kowalski discovers that Fraser and Vecchio were sex partners and also that Vecchio did not use lube when he fucked Fraser.

I want to stress that this ficlet is not intended as a criticism of that fic. I have read and enjoyed plenty of fics with dark and disturbing characterizations of all three boys and I totally understand the appeal of those fics. It's just that my first reaction to reading that summary was OMG VECCHIO USES *SO MUCH* LUBE! SO MUCH! So here we have it.

Five Times Vecchio Was Too Careful During Sex With Fraser

1.

VECCHIO: Are you sure I'm not hurting you?
FRASER: Quite sure, Ray. I believe I'm ready now.

[several minutes later]

FRASER: Oh God. Ray, please, I can't wait any longer.
VECCHIO: Are you sure I'm not going to hurt you?
FRASER: Ray, I've been penetrated before with no ill effects to my health.
VECCHIO: What?! By who? Oh my God, was it Smithbauer?
FRASER: Ray.
VECCHIO: Sorry, sorry. Just a little more lube, okay?


2.

FRASER: Ray, using two condoms is actually less safe than using one. The added friction can cause tears in the latex.
VECCHIO: Oh.


3.

VECCHIO: [sucking noises]
FRASER: Oh, Ray, yes.
VECCHIO: [pulls off]
FRASER: Is--is something wrong, Ray?
VECCHIO: Did I bite you?
FRASER: No, Ray. You scraped me lightly with your teeth. I didn't object.
VECCHIO: You sure you're okay?
FRASER: [patience wearing thin] Ray, I estimate we only have fifty-three seconds before Elaine comes to ask if we've found the toner.
VECCHIO: Oh, right. Sorry.


4.

FRASER: Ray, I'd really rather taste you. A dental dam is--
VECCHIO: Look, Fraser, I'm not having you getting intestinal bacteria from me, okay?
FRASER: But, Ray, the risk is really--
VECCHIO: No way, Fraser. You want to put shit in your mouth when we're on a case, I let you. But not when we're having sex. No fucking way.
FRASER: If you insist, Ray.
VECCHIO: [moans]

[several minutes later]

VECCHIO: Why are you STOPPING?
FRASER: [plaintively] Ray, this tastes like latex.


5.

FRASER: Oh, oh, Ray, I'm not sure--
VECCHIO: It's just, it's been a while and it's three fingers, then fucking, so I figured--
KOWALSKI: Look, Vecchio, if you stick more than three fingers in his ass you're gonna be fisting him. That's usually considered MORE invasive than fucking.
VECCHIO: Oh. Just a little more lube then?
KOWALSKI: If you don't hurry it up I'M gonna fuck him.
FRASER: [moans]