[and suddenly there is a very ~regal~ presence back in the school. All of the Zombie's raging hunger suddenly ceases along with the majority of their remaining biological functions over all the school intercoms you can hear the King humming Barry White to himself, slightly off key]


I've been feeling fine, Baby~
having sex with my wife for so long~♫
and cuz she felt, like I felt, Baby~
We got it on~♫


Alright, after a night of extremely satisfying and vigorous love-making, I find myself again in possession of the unending patience and unerring judgment to deal with you sad, ungrateful lot. I must say, you've all sunk to a new low this time. I understand as well as anyone that Trickster's tomfoolery can be in poor taste, but a little bad shellfish is no excuse at all to turn what should have been a lovely evening into such an uncouth spectacle. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother doing nice things for you.

In any case, I suppose I'll have to sort all this out. Those of you who have continuing biological functions are to report back to the cafeteria, and the dead may report to the gym for punch and brains.


((IF YOU ARE ALIVE GO TO THE CAFETERIA
IF YOU ARE DYING BUT NOT YET DEAD, GO TO THE CAFETERIA
IF YOU ARE UNDEAD GO TO THE GYM
IF YOU ARE SUPER DEAD STANDBY FOR EVENTUAL REVIVAL

THE CAFETERIA OF THE LIVING
THE GYM OF THE UNDEAD

Living vote: BEST COUPLE
Undead vote: BEST ZOMBIE

REVIVALS
MEMORIES))

[Once all the still-living blanks enter the cafeteria, the doors seal themselves shut. For now, the zombies cannot get inside, no matter how much they try.

The cafeteria itself has little more than benches and chairs. In the connected kitchen, you'll find various food items and utensils. There is a massive stove top, a huge oven, and a walk-in fridge. There is also a first aid kit and many towels, if you should happen to be bleeding profusely.

There are still many hours until dawn.]

((Okay, the game is at a stopping point for the night! Thread as much as you want, but no zombies until tomorrow! :|b

By the way, though Ophiuchus has been long since sent home, Soldier will be playing all night))

((DANCE THREADS:

THE DANCE, CONTINUED
AND AGAIN
OH MY, OMINOUS LAUGHER

EXPLORATION THREADS:

THE DATELESSNESS, CONTINUED
THE SHOP
THE HALLWAY))

Who: everyone-everyone-everyone
Where: everywhere!
When: Day 69, midday.
What:There's that pot and pan noise again, and this time Reaper's shouting over it.


Kids! Dance in a few hours! Gotta get you all cleaned up. And don't you look at me like that, I'm telling you after they told me, got it?

Who: Kariya and Tseng, anyone!
Where: Where YOU are
When: Day 68, BRIGHT AND EARLY
What: Dress-making and shoe-glittering workshop.

[Ahhh, what a nice, quiet morning. The perfect kind to spend catching those last few minutes of precious sleep, right?

. . . it's too bad though, because right about now you'll hear the familiar sound of a pot being hit echoing through your dorm :Db]

(ACTUAL ACTIVITY STUFF GOES HERE)

Who: Whoever's around
Where: All the dorms!
When: Day 66 afternoon
What: Messenger's bored again



Did you know that your dorm has an old-fashion chiming doorbell? Well, it doesn't, actually. :( But you're hearing one now! :D

Who: Anyone
Where: Where else?
When: Day 66, morning
What: What do you think?

[Today, on black couches, have Ticky, Cloud, Wish, and Othar, sleeping peacefully. Behind them are free-standing doors, and on each of those doors, three hanging scrolls in the following colors:

SLICK
- Lactera
- Cepheus
- Delphinius

CLOUD
- Cygnus
- Lepus
- Hydra

WISH
- Canis
- Pavo
- Orion

OTHAR
- Monoceros
- Pyxis
- Vulpecula]

When we are together, our hearts touch one another... but what if you could touch the heart of another directly? Can you make an impact? Who among you can make the greatest?

((Mingle))

[Everyone is transported back to the Arena!]

HAAAAAAAHAHAHA FUCKIN' AWESOME

I GOTTA REMEMBER TO HAVE BIRTHDAYS MORE OFTEN






OH, BEFORE I GIVE OUT THE MEMORIES, DAD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU THAT THE HOMECOMING DANCE IS COMING UP. YOU CAN ASK ME ABOUT IT, BUT YOU'LL GET FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS FROM SOMEONE LESS DRUNK LATER.

WHO: EVERYONE EVER
WHERE: THE ARENA, WHERE THE HELL ELSE
WHEN: DAY 64, LATE AFTERNOON, JUST AFTER PEOPLE FROM THE LAST GAME GET COMFORTABLE, HA HA
WHAT:

[Soldier's statue sits on the throne, and the sound of his drunken, belligerent voice rings through the Arena.]

♫ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SOLDIER
WHERE THE HELL ARE MY GIFTS ♫

TODAY IS SOLDIER'S SPECIAL BIRTHDAY GAME!

((ROUND ONE
GIFTS FOR SOLDIER!!
ROUND TWO!))

Who Pyxis, Orion, Cepheus, Lepus, Hydra, Vulpecula, Cygnus
When: Mid-morning, Day 64
Where: The Arena
What: ( The muted sound of harps and trumpets sounds in your dorm. )